Cant write...so making other people do it for me!

GUEST POST....
By the Deluded Doctor!!


Top 8 excuses why Anukriti doesnt post regularly on her blog
8. She likes to keep us in suspense

so that when she comes back, we'll either be too confused,have a funky hairstyle, too in suspense or dead.

then she can finally blog about the things that matter to her, like dances, gossip, drooling and male pattern baldness

7. she has exams and she's working hard and studying for them.

yeah right.

6. she's not intellectual enough.

yeah right.

5. her astrologer friend has warned her not to.

saying that if she does try to blog in this ominous period of mars, she might develop boils on her chin......or worse, she may start liking her studies(*shudders*)

4. her parents have asked her to stop blogging, otherwise they'll marry her off to a rich gujrati snob.

3. she watches friends.

chandler bing doesnt blog. chandler bing is cool.

2. it takes too long to type that much.

what? try typing with your nose while using both your hands to eat chips. is it that easy now, huh, mr smartypants?

1. she waits until someone asks her why.

and then zap! using her higher intellectuality and sense of fashion, she makes the person write her a guest post.

Thanks???